Just how I like my men. Aged like fine wine.

I'm back. Boredom got the best of me and I missed the weird emails. I hit gold when a 51 year old man in my state viewed my profile. I viewed his profile afterward which in a man's mind means, "SHE WANTS ME! SHE SO WANTS ME!" He then proceeds to send me a message.

*I am referencing a Cilias commercial which I don't think he caught onto.