You didn't read my profile!!

He is the antithesis of what I am looking for! I state on my profile:

You should message me if:

you're not a creep or have been on To Catch A Predator. Also can form complete sentences with no "text speak" in it.
If you are not into your health and eating well, then we won't get along.
Not interested if you have photos where you are sticking your middle finger up. Rude.
It's a turn off if you have shirtless photos of yourself.
Maturity is a turn on.
If your idea of a good time does not include a beer bong, riding in a truck or hunting, we should get along wonderfully.

Am I asking for too much or what?!