This is the first email in awhile where I said out loud, "What the heck.." Then I Googled it and it is supposedly a common spam email to send out to try and attract a girl when you don't want to bother looking her profile.
Yeah.. I don't remember this guy at all. Awkward. I'm not sure if he's being sarcastic or seriously insecure.
U r sooo cute
Gun to head, please
This ain't no Bally Total Fitness
I'm back. Boredom got the best of me and I missed the weird emails. I hit gold when a 51 year old man in my state viewed my profile. I viewed his profile afterward which in a man's mind means, "SHE WANTS ME! SHE SO WANTS ME!" He then proceeds to send me a message.
*I am referencing a Cilias commercial which I don't think he caught onto.
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