What in the world...

This is the first email in awhile where I said out loud, "What the heck.." Then I Googled it and it is supposedly a common spam email to send out to try and attract a girl when you don't want to bother looking her profile.


Stalking fail

Yeah.. I don't remember this guy at all. Awkward. I'm not sure if he's being sarcastic or seriously insecure.





U r sooo cute


Gun to head, please


This ain't no Bally Total Fitness



Make out


Escort?

Why can't they just say I look nice in the photo? 






Own that pony tail, work that up do
 


Yu gorgues


I am not your monkey


Hello hey hi

Sexism is not endearing..


Just how I like my men. Aged like fine wine.

I'm back. Boredom got the best of me and I missed the weird emails. I hit gold when a 51 year old man in my state viewed my profile. I viewed his profile afterward which in a man's mind means, "SHE WANTS ME! SHE SO WANTS ME!" He then proceeds to send me a message.


*I am referencing a Cilias commercial which I don't think he caught onto.