I have been seeing profiles where the males on the site sound bitter and angry over how women act on Okcupid. Do they really believe girls will flock to them? I'd personally prefer my future boyfriend to not be a member in the "He-Man Woman Haters Club".
This one was just plain psychotic (and my favorite):
I love to breathe. I love cool breezes. I love whispering to God. I love shouting to God. I love riding a bike really fast down steep hills. I love walking very slowly on an empty wooded pathway. I love sitting in a rocking chair and enjoying the sun falling asleep in the distance. I love being alone in a crowd. I love running toward something. I love traveling, when living life is my goal, not getting away. I love the sounds of life. My favorite places are historical sites. My dream is to one day sneak into a three hundred year old house and make love on a rope bed. Sweet tea is my biggest weakness. I have been in love only twice. I think nuclear bombs are bad news. I am blessed beyond measure, beyond treasure. I'm very open. I used to play some music sometimes. I think you are a beautiful.
No white girls allowed:
You should message me if you like me and you want me as your best male friend on this earth and you like a man that would respect you with all his heart and mind with the tip of thoughts that would show you respect. I would like a spanish sweet heart that would be nice. I have been hurt to many times by white girls sorry to any of the white girls that might be offended by this on hear. I might give you a chance if you can show me that I can trust a white girl again. So that is what i would really like is for you women to give me a chance please please please please please give me a chance more then just one or two or three it might take more then that and so please please please please send me a nice message thank you.
Then we have makeup sex. No homoooo!:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i kiss my guy friends on the mouth (only a select few cuz we've known each other forever, no homo)...for instance... when they are flippin out on me for some stupid reason and we're up in each others' grill, i'll plant one on em since our faces are so close together. then we laugh about how gay that was and we go from mad to glad cuz that's funny stuff
Way more profiles under the cut.