You don't remember?

This guy and I went to grade school and high school together. We are also currently Facebook friends! What the heck? How do you not remember me?

The whole reason I started using dating sites was to get a better selection of guys out of my town.

Lesbians love me

 FYI: I am like 90% positive any lesbian/bisexual that tries to turn me out on Okcupid is actually a bot (fake account).
This is probably the "girl" messaging me

I do not like when I am asked random, irrelevant questions
Really, how does asking me about the lotto that will never happen mean anything towards knowing me? He later asked me what my favorite childhood vacation with my family was.. Just stick to relevant facts, please.

My eyes glazed over before reading it all.

Some things you just shouldn't admit

A man of few words