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 In no particular order, these are my favorite Okcupid messages...



This was the message that made me want to start this blog
(I was wearing a dress fyi.. shocking)

Would my cat like you?



Later gator

Later gator is back!



 Gorgeous, divine, captivating, seductive, exuberant, lovely beauty
 Part 2



Poetic



Lesbians love me



Sounds like a Nigerian scam



Escort? 
 


Please be trolling me 



Bondage


I found out this was the most spammed message on the site

Very kind message
 

So fragile

  Drawings


I need a tutor




How are tonight?



Come on, we were Facebook friends