In no particular order, these are my favorite Okcupid messages...

This was the message that made me want to start this blog
(I was wearing a dress fyi.. shocking)

Would my cat like you?

Later gator

Later gator is back!

 Gorgeous, divine, captivating, seductive, exuberant, lovely beauty
 Part 2


Lesbians love me

Sounds like a Nigerian scam


Please be trolling me 


I found out this was the most spammed message on the site

Very kind message

So fragile


I need a tutor

How are tonight?

Come on, we were Facebook friends