In no particular order, these are my favorite Okcupid messages...
This was the message that made me want to start this blog
(I was wearing a dress fyi.. shocking)
Would my cat like you?
Later gator is back!
Gorgeous, divine, captivating, seductive, exuberant, lovely beauty
Lesbians love me
Sounds like a Nigerian scam
Please be trolling me
I found out this was the most spammed message on the site
Very kind message
I need a tutor
How are tonight?
Come on, we were Facebook friends