You weren't kidding

He is 59 years old. After I viewed his profile, he put up a desperate shirtless picture up. I want to scrub my eyes out. Way to ruin the moment!

Just got out of a long term relationship...

Okcupid, you never fail me

 If you have nothing nice to say..

Confusing pick up line


I accept all colors of the rainbow

One thing I have noticed since rejoining Okcupid is that they have the option to add private notes about the user. I realized the majority of them I have written say, "Gay" on it. I don't mean, "stupid gay", I mean "I really question his sexuality."

I logged in to find all my photos deleted..

I thought, hm, maybe someone was trolling me or there is a glitch in the system. Then I get these messages:



 A different person messaged me..

I had a little chuckle when I read "thousands of sites".


Now he understands what women want!

I bite and ask him to explain it more..

I ask him if I can burn him with the cooking utensils... 

What a strange man

  (First, a normal message to which I don't respond to)


 Still no response..

"New screen name and pictures. She won't realize it's still me!"


And.. now he's blocked

You are not subtle..

Will not make a gay joke.. will not make a gay joke..

Not sure if this is an insult or compliment


I winced reading this

I wanted to send a scam-like reply, but didn't want to risk getting deleted

You are a special one..

Your feather boa is entrancing

A very in depth email
(I appreciate the compliments, though)

All signs point to his response being creepy

Small world

Long time no see

Yes, I am back. 

I was gifted a account.You get less crazy messages on Match since the fee weeds out most losers asking if you wear thongs or suggest that you need a tutor to fall in love with. 

I have been getting messages from "wealthy" men (aka: most likely uses fake photos and has $50 to their name) talking about flying out for the first date and "spoiling" me.

How charming
He put me in his favorites and in his headline he makes a play on words connected to 50 Shades of Grey. I get a mix of confusion and fear like he's going to kill me while I look at his photos.
"I once flew a date in from NY just to have a beast show up that looked like and old, obese, alcoholic, man w/ down syndrome version of her supermodel pic."

At least he has some self-awareness

He must be new