Negging does not work

Showing my legs? *Gasp*

You know what women love? Insults.
Guess I should replace it with "food, water, friends, family"

A dress defines your sexual history
(This was the first message that made me want to start this blog)

(One of my favorites because he really seems like he wants to help)


I'm getting a serial killer vibe


Trying to come off as perfect - check
Creepy smirk - check