Big..?

I don't think he's talking about his height since he's only 5'8''...


And again..





Wow, that's deep



 And these are your thoughts when sober?


I have honestly never seen a message like this before. Kudos to you.





 Should have stopped at the 3rd sentence

I know I shouldn't make fun of people's looks..




 This guy is the worst at convincing girls they should become FWB!







The #1 eye roll inducing message
I have gotten this message countless times. Before I finished reading the first sentence, I knew what it was going to be and rolled my eyes. I feel like this must be in a PUA book.


It's a trap!




Excuses, excuses




Again..


  




Out of all the sayings in the world, you use that one?




Keep it coming


You sound like a 5 year old..