I don't think he's talking about his height since he's only 5'8''...

And again..

Wow, that's deep

 And these are your thoughts when sober?

I have honestly never seen a message like this before. Kudos to you.

 Should have stopped at the 3rd sentence

I know I shouldn't make fun of people's looks..

 This guy is the worst at convincing girls they should become FWB!

The #1 eye roll inducing message
I have gotten this message countless times. Before I finished reading the first sentence, I knew what it was going to be and rolled my eyes. I feel like this must be in a PUA book.

It's a trap!

Excuses, excuses



Out of all the sayings in the world, you use that one?

Keep it coming

You sound like a 5 year old..