You're too damn old

I'm 24 years old.
I would never date a guy who is 10 years older than me, let alone close to 40 years old. The older the man gets, the more likely he will lie about his age on dating sites.
This is all in one week!

Sounds like a sugar daddy


My instant turn offs:
*Lists himself a conservative 
*Strong religious beliefs
*Was/In the military
*Older than 31
*Uses the word awesome to describe himself

So many questions..


Well, this is depressing

Bitter party for one
(Not the guy in previous messages)

I love foreigners

Fantasy vs reality

 I get a wink on Match from a guy with this as his profile picture. I thought, "Well, that's a strange photo to use. Maybe he's a model...."

The lost art of slow, passionate kissing


 I ignored you because you have YOLO in your screen name

Good luck finding that virgin

Lay on that copy and pasted cheesiness, mmm

 Or I'm simply not interested..

"A" for effort