No, really, I'm straight

 


Anatomy of a message

Babies?



Why is nobody subtle anymore?







I don't want to meet your friend..


*Cringe*


Are you trying to guilt trip me, mister?

The "nice" guy profile




Let's check the magic 8 ball 



So does this mean the marriage is off?
Well, you proposed to me two times, so it obviously works.


In a span of less than 10 minutes..