When in doubt, pull the doctor card

Please, don't message people with just Emojis.

Being a panda is a big deal breaker

His first message to me


Of all the fruits..

He lives over 1000 miles away

I have been single for months. The only fun things underneath are my unshaven legs.

I feel like I will see this guy on Dateline: Real Life Mysteries

I may be a little irritable today