When in doubt, pull the doctor card






Please, don't message people with just Emojis.




Being a panda is a big deal breaker


His first message to me






Thanks



Of all the fruits..



He lives over 1000 miles away



I have been single for months. The only fun things underneath are my unshaven legs.



I feel like I will see this guy on Dateline: Real Life Mysteries


I may be a little irritable today